Tame Tennis
Beer and Pretzels and Tennis
Loosen tense muscles and senses,
For all to enjoy
With oodles of joy,
Hours of “ping-ponging” sessions.
Conk…Conk…Conk…Conk!
Sets and Aces and Matches
Strengthen thin biceps and triceps,
For flights of delight
With thews oh so tight,
Yet sporting no cuts, no scratches.
Conk…Conk…Conk…Conk!
Nets and Chalked-lines and Outskirts
Contain vain outbursts and outcries,
For frivolous rows
With curtsies and bows,
This slugfest of introverts!
Conk…Conk…Conk…Conk!
Conk, conk!
3 July 1987
Saturday, February 21, 2009
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